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Mars - Vintage Pygmy Hippo Tee

$25.00
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This piece goes beyond apparel - it’s a declaration of alignment.

Centered with a vintage-style illustration of Mars, the real pygmy hippo changing the future of conservation, this tee honors nature, myth, and modern movement.

It’s the embodiment of Earth’s magic colliding with technology — a reminder that not all missions to Mars leave Earth.

Worn by those who understand that culture, memes, and community can rewrite the future of wildlife.

Printed on premium Bella+Canvas 3001 — ultra-soft, lightweight, unisex fit.

Impact with every purchase:

🌍 100% of proceed support The Mars Project, Tanganyika Wildlife Park, and conservation worldwide!
📡 Every wearer becomes a signal, a node in the network, amplifying the story!

Mars isn’t a mascot.
He’s a movement.
And this is your uniform.

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  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.